Mmmmm Beefs
How women think:
1. Will is bringing lots of people home for Saturday supper.
2. Will T is having a BBQ so that's ruled out.
3. The only table big enough to seat everyone inside is in the dining room.
4. Will is taking up all of Sunday with leaving and thus prevents the cooking of a Sunday roast.
5. Moving the roast to Saturday night will thus solve lots of problems and perhaps produce world peace.
The menu for the evening is expected to be roast beef, roast potatoes, yorkshire puddings and assorted vegetables all prepared by my foolishly volunteering little sister Sarah. Puddings will be of the chilled and melting variety, if you haven't had enough already and/or don't want to make me feel lonely. Dirty conversation will be slightly limited by the prescence of my parents, but a lack of small brothers means the word PORN will not cause undue offence.