Flood Warning

Warning! Warning! T3h kr3w blog is drowning!

Attention!

Given the confusion, here is a more military approach to the task in hand:

Protection:

Sentries need not be mounted since the enemy contains his operations to the area of Freeport, Braintree. 'Will's House', our base of operations, is defensible and secure.

Ammunition:

Alcohol will be furnished by Quartermaster Carman, on the orders of Lieutenant Colonel Lu.

Weapons:

Pillows are advised since the possibility of a skirmish is deemed 'medium to high' for our base for this operation.

Personal Camoflage:

Clothing should be loose and comfortable. We may be forced to combat chavs if Jim gets the urge to herbalise them while out.

Equipment:

Sleeping bags are essential. ID cards are advised, in case you wish to go to the bar.

Comms:

Communication will utilise the cell-phone network. Strict radio protocol is to be observed at all times. The radio alphabet is provided here.

Special Kit:

Bowling balls and shoes will be issued if necessary, immediately prior to entry into the warzone codenamed Number 10. This sector has a current danger level of 'bowling'.

Orders:

We will rendezvous at a time to be confirmed by Lieutenant Colonel Lu on Wednesday 6th April, outside Number 10 bowling at Freeport. All those available beforehand will patrol there in convoy from our base, 'Will's House'. We will enter the warzone and commence battle. Having defeated the enemy pins we will replenish our supplies at Aroma at the all-you-can-eat buffet. We will then form up in convoy outside and patrol back to base. There we will continue the consumption of alcohol and use the combat simulator known as a 'GameCube' to hone our skills.

K! Plan for B*Day (Draft III)

Wooahhh there! How did it all get so touchy and so...? God. So much like muscle contraction?! Right. I'm fine for whenever. Seriously. It'll just be really nice to see you all, minus Jim m8.

So... We need a plan, eh? Well, ok... Lemme think now. [Prill thinks]

K! [Prill stops thinking] Plan is to meet up at some point - probs late afternoon - on the 6th April - that's a WEDNESDAY, have early-ish eats and then go see a film. Um, Valiant (7pm/9pm)? Hitch (7pm/8:40pm)? Or Constantine (7:30pm/9:25pm)? Alternatively, we could go do some bowling? - Kaz m8 suggested it, since she pointed oot that one can't really talk in t3h cinema, which is twwuueee!! - Haven't decided what to do or where to go before eats.. What do peeps think of "Aroma"? The Chinese Buffet - all you can eat, Will dear - next to Prezzo in Freeport? Could go for some shopping in t3h Freeport me supposes? Right. Anyhoo. Then we can head back to Will P's, I presume. Er, maybe play some GC?

God. You guys, the other day, I was at a friend's place, and there's a GC in his kitchen/lounge, coz it's like flat place, and they were playing Melee and Double Dash!!! Me was singing along and all, and it made me really miss you guys:(:(:( I was like, "Awww.. Maannnn!!!" SJ was like, "The fact that you can sing along to the tunes disturbs me." LOLage. Pfft! Anywayz, yer, made me miss you guys:(

Anyway, Will P's, then sleep. Will has just suggested we should camp in his back garden... Heh... Yesss... We'll see:P Oh, BRING SLEEPING BAGS. Wake up. Piss about, maybe watch "The Matrix"? Eh? Eh?:D:D Then me needs to dash for a flight at 5ish. So I'll hug everyone bye, and see you all whenever I next see you all!!!!:)

Does that sound ok? Yer? Do we need drinky poo poo to be bought at Tescos? Do we need bites to be bought at Tescos? Or shall we just scavenge for some foodies at Will's?:P Nah, if you guys have like a tenner for food & booze, Jimmy n I'll go to Tescos and pick up some stuff. Er, I take it vodka is still the preferred spirit? I prefer rum tbh:P K! Is that all ok for everyone? Me hopes so:) Take care dudes, and I'll be seeing you guys REAAALLLL SOON!!

Partay Location Thang

Lo kids. I been thinking, and well, if we can't find a place to crash, then it'd probs be easier if we just all met up, go out to the cinema, have a nice meal or summat, piss about somewhere in town, then all go home to our beds. I know it might sound rather gay, but if we can't find a place to crash, y'know, we might as well stop dreaming that one of us will miraculously come up with some place on the day. Kthx.

Whos the biggest Blogger in the KR3W???

Well its saturday and Im bord so I thought I would see which one of you is the biggest Blogger!! By my reconing this should be based on words written on all blogs. (few people missing cos couldnt find there stats i.e. no profile avaliable)

1st = Koel 104,182
2nd = Prillo 92,236
3rd = Will P 28,973
4th = Rob 22,581
5th = Will T 15,499
6th = Anna 4,860
7th = Jimmy 4,311
8th = Hawwy 1,929
9th = Paddy 1,741

This all comes to a Kr3w total of 276,312 WORDS.

OMG people over a quarter of a million words thats just amazing!!!!!!!
Prillo may be the most consistent blogger at an average of 4 per week but totaly got kicked by koels books of writting. Just one thought we have all written enough for a disertation EACH and we havent even finished first year of uni!!!!!
Good going people keep at it!!!!

Sortin the PPPPPPParty 5/6 April - (Location!!)

So we got like almost everyone:
Hawwy
Kaz
Prillo
R00b
Will P
Vinnie
Will T
Jimmy
Vicki
Jim

All we need is some where to stay LOL. Well could stay at Will P's but hes gota leave for work in the morning sooooo can we got to jim's? Or has any one else got an idea like take over a hotel for the day?!!!

Sort The Party - (Location)

So we got like almost everyone:
Hawwy
Kaz
Prillo
R00b
Will P
Vinnie
Will T
Jimmy
Vicki
Jim

All we need is some where to stay LOL. Well could stay at Will P's but hes gota leave for work in the morning sooooo can we got to jim's? Or has any one else got an idea like take over a hotel for the day?!!!

honey i'm home!

it has been sorted, i shall be home on the 3rd of july at 6:35pm, this means however that i probably shan't be home until about 11 because of the shittyness of the M25. still for those of you in the area i shall be more than ready for inundation the following day! i propose that we all meet at my house and migrate to the pub for a well earned proper english pint, of which i have been denied of late.

see you all then...well most of you anyway

Slight Technical Hitch...

Being a fool, I have only just realised that the 5th/6th of April is mid-week. I may well be working...

This won't affect the possibility of Drunk Will antics, but if I'm bumming off early in the morning to stagger into work, my house might not be the ideal venue.

Since Jim's definitely available now, I propose the motion that we invade Jim's house :D

Results Day

I got a B. I'm into Cardiff or Bath, whichever I choose. Exultant Boris impressions here.

Prill's chez Will

Since it might get lost in the sexual bargaining of the previous post's comments, here it is again:

In more important news: I have a tentative yes from the rents. My house = dull but available. I won't ask her further until near the time if required, at which point I can claim she said yes properly now, instead of "I suppose so, if you have to". W00t!

I still think somewhere where we can play cricket in the garden would be ideal. :p

Kr3w Party location!!?????

Spoken to the rents and they say nope. DOH.
Not possible for kr3w party at mine any one else got ideas where we can go??
Plus jim can u find out if your feel on th 5/6th of april!
Comment on possible location prillo mensioned jim's place but guess jim's gona at least need to be in the country for that idea to work.