Lonely...

I'm so lonely (so lonely),
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To play GameCube (to play GameCube) with

I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I need somebody (I need somebody)
To play GameCube (to play GameCube) with

Urgent plea to all males in the surrounding area not totally swamped with revision: come play tonight/tomorrow plz kthnx. Croquet also on offer tomorrow, if you're feeling posh/are female.